It happens to the best of us. A fun evening out turns into a wild night in someone else’s bed, and then you wake up next to an axe-body-spray stained Ed Hardy t-shirt.These are the signs that you should’ve stopped one drink earlier.
People still get these?! If you wake up and you see a tribal tattoo on the man you just slept with, walk away slowly before he gets up.
No. Just…no. Even in college this wasn’t a good sign, and if you’re an adult, well, why the hell are you even putting posters above your bed?
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He still has more growing up to do—and you need to get out, pronto.
There’s two reason a man calls you babe. 1. He doesn’t care about you and 2. He doesn’t remember your name. Either way, it’s time to get heading home.
How drunk were you last night that this didn’t bother you? Did you have sex with Guy Fieri on accident?
There are no words. Why? Why??? The only thing you can do is take his advice, and get out of there before his mother wakes up to start breakfast.